it's not, not a lot

It used to be that I’d worry so much, I almost couldn’t leave the house.  Not so much anymore, not since I’ve developed the checklist.  But before I had that, I’d get caught at the last minute all the time.  We’d be just about ready to go, but then I’d …

here’s the thing: if you make a simple advertisement, and it only has two images on it, and they’re both of the same person, and they’re supposed to tell a story of two sequential events..   ..would it be too difficult to make sure the dude’s wearing the same outfit …

last night, while walking around sixth street, this all happened.  let’s do the math, shall we?.. 1 girl x 5 drinks = …   (1 friend of girl + envy) x free shot for dancing on the bar = …   2 friends / ((1 stranger + needs attention) x …

dear Batman and friend,

stop foiling all of my plans

sincerely, Joker

love is recalling

something that you never knew

you had forgotten

they don’t mean jump on something.  they mean, ‘hey, look at this crazy huge cactus-tree-mountain-hybrid that’s going to play a major role in the inevitable, real life war-of-the-words-esque invasion of the southwest united states.  by the martians.  the martians, man.  and they’re pretty miffed, ironically, after all of our recent …

What do you do when you’re full of creative thoughts and even more creative self-doubt?  Go for a walk around Austin! at night.  Very pretty, very relaxing, and the sultry 90 degree heat makes you feel like sweatin’ your cares away.      

To the guy at the coffee shop who is here every day: Stop it.  Stop being here.  Every day.  You can’t just take up residence, occupying a table all day, every day.  You’re starting to bother people, I can see it.  They’re all being polite, but I can see how …